Things Alicen Needs in a Potential Manfriend

recently ms alicen brown has been making lists.


lists of what she wants and doesn't want in a boy.

Jan 28
  • Alicen (with picture attached): here he is.......total dreamboat
  • Sarah: sister, it has taken me 25 years to find this man... hands. off.
  • Alicen: its all yours
  • Sarah: girl, i don't need your boy-charity.
  • Sarah: (wait. scrap that...) GIRL! I NEED YOUR BOY-CHARITY!!!!
  • Sarah: no. but seriously. toss them this way.
Posted at 5:17 PM

Posted at 5:14 PM

Jan 26
Posted at 5:45 PM

alicen needs your help:

PLEASE leave any and all suggestions of qualities and dealbreakers.

so far mine are 1. has pulse. 2. has (good) personality 3. has bowtie……

Posted at 5:36 PM

  • Liz: so far I have must be able to rap and must have a beard. why is this so hard
  • Alicen Brown: haha... i cant judge my number one is "has pulse" .
Posted at 5:33 PM

Posted at 5:16 PM

(this one’s important)

NOT A BUTTFACE

Posted at 5:07 PM

snazzy demeanor

Posted at 5:05 PM

wears bowties

Posted at 5:04 PM

1. has a pulse

LIST DESIRED QUALITIES IN A MANFRIEND:

nice

handsome

kind

patient

shared faith

1. has a pulse.

Posted at 5:00 PM